Sam, alias Chaw (Ptui), also known as Sam, forms the taller and more Hawaiian half of the Wisconsin Wolverwriters Who Work Weally Wrong Wours. Sam has a very kind and gentle nature, but chooses to hide it. Sam is almost as good a Tetris player as Steve (q.v.) is. Sam, Ron and Jay Minn were all dorm buddies freshman year at Cal, and they're still paying for stuff they broke. Sam + Ron = Casual Vandalism. Sam has an active imagination. He speaks 47 languages, none fluently. He studied computers at Cal, winning the record for longest time spent as a senior. (Four years as a senior, no joke...) Sam's a busy guy, and is married to Erin Denney. He contributes infrequently to ObFic.
Sam read the above and composed the following:
S. Garth is a character distinguished from the mass of humanity for the following reasons:
E. Stephen Mack
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