It's Not Just A Job, It's An Adventure

The following is an actual radio conversation released by the US Chief of Naval Operations on 10 October 1995:

NAVY:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
CIVILIAN:
Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
NAVY:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CIVILIAN:
No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
NAVY:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
CIVILIAN:
This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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Zeigen's Source:
David Donahue and a cast of thousands.

Author:
Unknown; I doubt this a real conversation though.


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