It's Not Just A Job, It's An Adventure
The following is an actual radio conversation released
by the US Chief of Naval Operations on 10 October 1995:
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NAVY:
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Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
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CIVILIAN:
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Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
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NAVY:
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This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
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CIVILIAN:
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No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
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NAVY:
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THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE
US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
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CIVILIAN:
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This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Zeigen's Source:
David Donahue and a cast of thousands.
Author:
Unknown; I doubt this a real conversation though.
Archived by E. Stephen Mack --
estephen@emf.net
Zeigen's Dilemma