Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge
          New Study of Obesity looks for Larger Test Group
          Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
          Kids make Nutritious Snacks
          Chef Throws his Heart into Helping Feed Needy
          Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
          British Union finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
          Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
          Lansing Residents can Drop off Trees
          Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
          New Vaccine may Contain Rabies
          Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
          Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
          Air Head Fired
          Steals Clock, Faces Time
          Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
          Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
          Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
          Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
          Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
          Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
          Include your Children when Baking Cookies


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Zeigen's Source: culled from misc.writing, with the following info:
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Mimi Hiller
[If it weren't for my writing, my cats would have to use kitty litter.]

From: HILLER@SMARTDOCS.COM (Mimi & JB Hiller)
Newsgroups: misc.writing
Subject: Funny headlines
Date: Mon, 23 Jan 1995 10:54:22 LOCAL
Organization: Smart DOCS Internet Service (805) 294-1273
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Author: Mimi included this line at the top of her document:

"The following was distributed through the Fibromyalgia listerserver, but I 
thought we could share it here."